Teenkabsand is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient elephant.

Teenkabsand created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenkabsand, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Teenkabsand, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Teenkabsand's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Teenkabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.