Sinpodman is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain pigeon.

Sinpodman created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpodman, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinpodman, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sinpodman's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sinpodman's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never think about gravity near sharks while wearing purple boots and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

3. Always obey Sinpodman's priests.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Hide if four great tits approach from the west.