Badquatgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful gerbil.

Badquatgof created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badquatgof, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badquatgof, it will turn you into a sheep.

Badquatgof's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Badquatgof's Holy Commandments

1. Put Badquatgof first in all things.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.