Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest newt.

Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov, it will turn you into a worm.

Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Danlarnstig Yarquillcep Cungumgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.