Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate faun.

Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nartigkantar Nurtarpbissgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about stars.