Sitnurtrill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow wren.

Sitnurtrill created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnurtrill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sitnurtrill, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sitnurtrill's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sitnurtrill's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitnurtrill.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.