Gid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional dolphin.

Gid created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Gid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.