Pandimtipflamtiftaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic chinchilla.

Pandimtipflamtiftaglik created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandimtipflamtiftaglik, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pandimtipflamtiftaglik, he will manifest in front of you.

Pandimtipflamtiftaglik's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pandimtipflamtiftaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.