Dumominmondab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical wolf.

Dumominmondab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dumominmondab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumominmondab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dumominmondab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dumominmondab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of seals.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.