Pittentetti Mutwegfat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful bird.

Pittentetti Mutwegfat created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Pittentetti Mutwegfat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pittentetti Mutwegfat, it will strike you with lightening.

Pittentetti Mutwegfat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pittentetti Mutwegfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not stand on grass.