Zakfubdot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish shark.

Zakfubdot created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfubdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zakfubdot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zakfubdot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zakfubdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing orange jumpers.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never sit near frogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakfubdot.