Cadhatrul is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest naga.

Cadhatrul created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Cadhatrul, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadhatrul, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cadhatrul's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cadhatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to tortoises while wearing gray trousers.

2. Retreat if four ants approach from the west.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.