Farnhigwat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, slow centipede.

Farnhigwat created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnhigwat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnhigwat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Farnhigwat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Farnhigwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.