Fomdapbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm toad.

Fomdapbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdapbarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomdapbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fomdapbarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fomdapbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. You must love Fomdapbarn.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near whales while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

5. Never hurt voles.