Fobcaploop is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, able
hippopotamus.
Fobcaploop created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobcaploop, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fobcaploop, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Fobcaploop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Fobcaploop's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fobcaploop in the centre of the settlement.