Kamdobstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair swallow.

Kamdobstrag created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamdobstrag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamdobstrag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kamdobstrag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kamdobstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never mention aardvarks.