Teentikdud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent wasp.

Teentikdud created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teentikdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teentikdud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Teentikdud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Teentikdud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Teentikdud on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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