Raknatfligsafwatged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong monkey.

Raknatfligsafwatged created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Raknatfligsafwatged, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Raknatfligsafwatged, he will destroy your home planet.

Raknatfligsafwatged's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Raknatfligsafwatged's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to tortoises while wearing mauve dresses.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Raknatfligsafwatged must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Raknatfligsafwatged loves badgers, so they must be respected.