Budflapsug Jonquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient zebra.

Budflapsug Jonquag created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budflapsug Jonquag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Budflapsug Jonquag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Budflapsug Jonquag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Budflapsug Jonquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.
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