Ingdudpad is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody
wolf.
Ingdudpad created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ingdudpad, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Ingdudpad, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Ingdudpad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Ingdudpad's Holy Commandments1. Never mention geese.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Ingdudpad must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.