Nartalwad is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent
fish.
Nartalwad created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nartalwad, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nartalwad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nartalwad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Nartalwad's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never eat green fruit.