Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident deer.

Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit.

3. Always obey Fendavbondabmotbigvolwit's priests.

4. Always wear green.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.