Hanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil salamander.

Hanbog created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hanbog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hanbog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hanbog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.