Pogarfpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent weasel.

Pogarfpin created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogarfpin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pogarfpin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pogarfpin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pogarfpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Pogarfpin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.