Cenbonkman is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident wyvern.

Cenbonkman created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbonkman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenbonkman, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cenbonkman's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cenbonkman's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cenbonkman.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cenbonkman.

5. Always wear violet.