Mifflabtan Vabnarmis is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish weasel.

Mifflabtan Vabnarmis created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Mifflabtan Vabnarmis, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifflabtan Vabnarmis, she will turn you into a snail.

Mifflabtan Vabnarmis' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mifflabtan Vabnarmis' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mifflabtan Vabnarmis on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.