Gup is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful cobra.

Gup created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gup, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gup, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gup's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Gup first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.