Zimhuntonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental fairy.

Zimhuntonk created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimhuntonk, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zimhuntonk, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zimhuntonk's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zimhuntonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear green clothing.