Zimhuntonk is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental
fairy.
Zimhuntonk created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zimhuntonk, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Zimhuntonk, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Zimhuntonk's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Zimhuntonk's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
3. Never write about nebulae.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not wear green clothing.