Ragflagsakvaglamrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate donkey.

Ragflagsakvaglamrap created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragflagsakvaglamrap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragflagsakvaglamrap, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ragflagsakvaglamrap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ragflagsakvaglamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ragflagsakvaglamrap on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Always take life seriously.