Xucwad is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak
owl.
Xucwad created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xucwad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Xucwad, she will turn you into a dog.
Xucwad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Xucwad's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Xucwad on top of all buildings.
4. Xucwad must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Do not commit murder.