Mifyatfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud tortoise.

Mifyatfud created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifyatfud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifyatfud, she will turn you into a goat.

Mifyatfud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mifyatfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your feet blue.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.