Mifyatfud is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, proud
tortoise.
Mifyatfud created the solar system eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifyatfud, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Mifyatfud, she will turn you into a goat.
Mifyatfud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Mifyatfud's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Always help sick aardvarks.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never paint your feet blue.
5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.