Nurdosszed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic unicorn.

Nurdosszed created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurdosszed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nurdosszed, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurdosszed's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurdosszed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nurdosszed on top of all buildings.