Fondobpid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet manatee.

Fondobpid created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fondobpid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fondobpid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fondobpid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fondobpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing brown kilts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Never look in ponds.