Rowgomfob is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Rowgomfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowgomfob, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rowgomfob, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Rowgomfob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Rowgomfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always wear cyan.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always help sick voles.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.