Rowgomfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rowgomfob created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgomfob, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowgomfob, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rowgomfob's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rowgomfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.