Ortrulpop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome turtle.

Ortrulpop created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ortrulpop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ortrulpop, she will manifest in front of you.

Ortrulpop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ortrulpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. You must pray to Ortrulpop seven times a day.