Carfarntail Weefemcunflab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical beaver.

Carfarntail Weefemcunflab created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfarntail Weefemcunflab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carfarntail Weefemcunflab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Carfarntail Weefemcunflab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Carfarntail Weefemcunflab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Carfarntail Weefemcunflab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Carfarntail Weefemcunflab must be the most important thing in your life.