Bun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless wren.

Bun created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bun, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bun's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. You must never eat grapes.