Gantunstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic spider.

Gantunstrag created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Gantunstrag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gantunstrag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gantunstrag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gantunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near dolphins.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear black.