Bastrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited spider.

Bastrap created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastrap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastrap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bastrap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bastrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never paint your chest blue.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Bastrap in the centre of the settlement.