Carlimfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust wasp.

Carlimfud created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carlimfud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carlimfud, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Carlimfud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Carlimfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Carlimfud.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Carlimfud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Carlimfud's name in vain.

5. Do not gather at doors at dawn.