Sawdimflig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy coyote.

Sawdimflig created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdimflig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sawdimflig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sawdimflig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sawdimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always take life seriously.