Bamhenflag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty goat.

Bamhenflag created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Bamhenflag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bamhenflag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bamhenflag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bamhenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Bamhenflag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.