Kamwadgan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate chicken.

Kamwadgan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamwadgan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kamwadgan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kamwadgan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kamwadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Put Kamwadgan first in all things.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.