Megfettaf Japgonbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful jellyfish.

Megfettaf Japgonbiss created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megfettaf Japgonbiss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megfettaf Japgonbiss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Megfettaf Japgonbiss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Megfettaf Japgonbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not stand on grass.