Rullnullbap Quatzigfly is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty wren.

Rullnullbap Quatzigfly created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullnullbap Quatzigfly, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullnullbap Quatzigfly, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rullnullbap Quatzigfly's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rullnullbap Quatzigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rullnullbap Quatzigfly's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.