Sadyoklib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful human.

Sadyoklib created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sadyoklib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadyoklib, he will turn you into a worm.

Sadyoklib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sadyoklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.