Citcethiv is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced badger.

Citcethiv created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citcethiv, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citcethiv, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Citcethiv's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Citcethiv's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.