Vogcepnar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain skunk.

Vogcepnar created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogcepnar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vogcepnar, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vogcepnar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vogcepnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never wear blue scarves.

3. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing violet ear rings and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.