Baflopfab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, slow warg.

Baflopfab created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Baflopfab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Baflopfab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Baflopfab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Baflopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Always share onions with strangers, but never with swans.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.