Taggum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless wombat.

Taggum created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Taggum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Taggum, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Taggum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Taggum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Taggum first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from gray porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never think about spacetime near pigs while wearing white kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your hands.