Fossfabbin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong salamander.

Fossfabbin created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossfabbin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fossfabbin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fossfabbin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fossfabbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.