Tenrippan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever swallow.

Tenrippan created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenrippan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tenrippan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tenrippan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tenrippan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always wear green.

5. Fast once a month.